April 27, 2013
Don Those “Kinky Boots,”
Call “The Nance” and
Wake Up the “Orphans”
by TONY VELLELA
Eye-high kicks [and kickers] are back, and Broadway’s got ‘em! Not that dancers with the ability to execute effortlessly those spectacular steps where their feet sky-rocket from floor to [almost] ceiling are not present in other musicals, but the dames and faux-dames in “Kinky Boots” seem to do it best. And how appropriate, in a show that’s all about footwear.
Adapted with real style from the 2005 similarly-titled Brit indie picture, it follows the same story line: Charlie, a seemingly feckless young man [Stark Sands, a sweetie] inherits his dad’s failing shoe factory, and when he learns how the whole town depends on it for their financial survival, he postpones his plan to join his girlfriend in London, to study law, to return the factory to sound footing.
Enter: fate, in the form of Lola, a big-build drag queen with a broken heel [the powerhouse Billy Porter]. Soon, they’ve joined forces to manufacture boots for Lola’s gay club cohorts, and together, they overcome every predictable obstacle that blocks their steps to success. It’s a by-the-book [by Harvey Fierstein] triumph, showcasing the Broadway debut of pop queen Cyndi Lauper [music and lyrics], directed and choreographed [and choreographed and choreographed] by master dance guru Jerry Mitchell. Their ’secret’ was to combine the best of each of their worlds, allowing you to relax a few minutes in, and think – I’m in good hands [I'm stepping away from the 'foot' references]. You subconsciously recognize musical chords from Lauper’s hits. The dance ensemble, with Porter in the lead, meld the Radio City Rockettes, the ‘La Cage’ Cagells and Ike Turner’s hard-driving Ikettes.
And Charlie, though he’s the last person in the Hirschfeld Theatre to do it, finally realizes his heretofore fiancee Nicola [an appropriately uber-proper Celina Carvajal] would do better in London alone, and her place will seamlessly be taken by the industrious shop-floor worker Lauren. She’s been praying for this to happen, [Annaleigh Ashford, bright as a silver shoe buckle, who possesses all the instinctive qualities that would pay off big-time as Ado Annie].
Didja like ‘Hairspray?’ Didja? Didja bounce a little in your seat a coupla times during ‘Priscilla, Queen of the Desert?’ Didja? Huh? Well, step right up [it fits here] and let these new queens do their stuff, in flash-colored, spangle-soaked, spike-healed boots that promise to lift your spirits eye-high.
Meanwhile, back in the real world, it was an entirely different picture in the lives of gay men in 1937, Depression-era America [in "The Nance," instead of north country industrial Britain, it's in New York]. It’s also the eve* of Fiorello LaGuardia’s mayoral re-election campaign: [The *'s mean it was true.] he means to make it clear to outer borough voters* that he stands for clean living, family-friendly entertainment and the cleansing of burlesque houses. On the bill of every one of them* would be a cartoonish ‘nance,’ an actor portraying the company’s comic gay male, who gets joked about, poked about and mildly scuffed up, for the crude amusement of the largely male audience, there to see ecdysiasts undo their stuff. Here, that flouncing, lisping, weak-wristed queer in skits onstage is portrayed by a middle-aged, garishly-costumed, portly actor named Chauncey Miles, one of the best, at the Irving Place Theatre*, brought to life by one of our bona fide national theatrical treasures, Nathan Lane. In this type of comedy, a few notches above ‘low,’ the ways that silence, and the double take are used can be, in every way, the determining factor between an audience’s weak smiles and full-throated guffaws. and Lane has melded the best of Benny, Berle, Pangborn, Blore, Fields and Lahr to greatest effect . . . i.e., Jack, Milton, Franklin, Eric, W.C. and Bert.
Franklin Pangborn Bert Lahr
Offstage, Chauncey is every bit the nance, though not ‘out’ about it. He is guided by his own personal, solidly Republican credo which, in general, supports government staying out of the business of small businesses, who employ so many. His GOP-based idealism also dictates a taste for anonymous sex with rough trade, found in places* known for turning a blind eye to men, using signals and symbols*, to pick each other up. Unless the cops are also there. This time, he’s patronizing a downtown H & H automat.
When Ned, a New York State Red Roman apple-cheeked lad, homeless and hungry, presents himself to Chauncey, that credo turns into a cre-don’t. Chauncey surreptitiously slips him half of his sandwich. Ned, in appreciation, nearly gets them arrested simply by starting to join Chauncey at his table. Ned agrees to go home with Chauncey, and the next morning, Chauncey learns that the young man is not there for money. The pair, in short order, turns into a couple, at least to their friends. [This seemingly unlikely pairing may be an homage to Harvey Fierstein's "Torch Song Trilogy" - "Remember, I'm the pretty one."] At work, Chauncey learns that New York City License Commissioner [and "confirmed bachelor"*] Paul Moss* has launched a vociferous public crackdown* on all burlesque houses that feature nance skits, which could mean the end of Chauncey’s ability to perform. Ned [Jonny Orsini, a natural charmer performing a star-making turn in a star-making role] endures the tough times, the emotional upheavals, the depression and even the attempts by Charlie to kick him out. And it’s during this section that we see just how masterfully the playwright, Douglas Carter Beane, has woven together all the disparate yellow and green and blue patches of cloth, and the orange and red and purple lengths of yarn, many of which are based on or taken from real-life events and people*, into a rainbow quilt of hellish stress incarnate. Nothing could prepare Charlie for this development, and many of his throw-away lines underscore this. Speaking of underscoring, Chauncey even cracks wise about how these developments seem ripe for the musical accompaniment of Warner Bros. musical scorer Max Steiner. Chauncey now finds himself with a loving, cynicism-free, beautiful young man who proclaims his love, and is willing to make any sacrifice to stay with him. Charlie is not and has not been programmed for this.
Carter uses parts of the burlesque show’s sketches and songs as illustration, and anyone familiar with the sketches in “Gypsy” knows the references to ‘…meet me ’round the corner in a half an hour.’ The personal story moves forward [maybe a bit like "Follies" or even "Cabaret"] until a make-or-break moment comes, involving a choice that must be made, a critical choice that could split them up. Charlie allows the split to happen.
Chauncey rather unwillingly reveals the deepest emotional secrets of all the Chaunceys, regardless of their age or occupation or any other external characteristic: their self-loathing demands that they never allow for personal, permanent happiness. He tells Ned that his sexual hunting and gathering pattern must always end in separation or rejection. He tells Ned that “the getting is better than the having.” The pathos felt by these characters when the separation has happened is as genuine, and earned, as Linda Loman’s at Willie’s graveside. The comedy ratcheted up for the audience equals the situational hilarity that bounces between Oscar and Felix. But the deep pain and exhausting sorrow we see in Charlie’s [Nathan's] eyes at the end are not surpassed by anything or anybody in the American theatre canon.
Lyle Kessler’s 1985 play “Orphans,” in revival at the Schoenfeld Theatre, is also built around lost boys, brothers in fact, who occupy ['live in' is a stretch] a house in North Philadelphia that they took over when both parents died. Treat, [Ben Foster], the older one, ventures forth each morning to ply his trade as a pickpocket and petty thief. The younger, Philip, [Tom Sturridge], suffers contentedly from a kind of agoraphobia, never having left that one house in a decade or so. When Treat drags home a sloppily drunk businessman named Harold [Alec Baldwin], expecting to repeat an oft-practiced exercise of getting the drunk as drunk as he can, extracting all his valuables, and then dumping him somewhere else. But this one’s different, turning the tables on the brothers grim.
This piece of macabre melodrama, which doesn’t match up to others of its era from Harold Pinter or Joe Orton , does provide some scenery-chewing characters for any enterprising actor to bite into. As Harold comes-to, he sees two fairly inept, but still reckless young lads who could spell his demise unless he’s careful. In fairly short order, employing almost invisible personal cunning and conjuring, Harold has successfully transitioned Treat from anti-establishment punk to pro-business twat. The hyper-kinetic, Philip, however, requires more visceral powers than simply what the lure of creature comforts can offer. As Harold exhibits more and more sagacious talents, the young orphans accept and then welcome him as a father figure, especially since they imagine him to be the type of silk-tie gangster they believe they can equal, with proper training and guidance. And amid all of Harold’s instruction and allure, a bond is formed tying together the older man, the dependant Philip and the controlling [and caring, in many ways] Treat. The semblance of a family emerges.
Lest you think this is a cautionary tale about the failure of crime to pay off, let me caution you: the potential for devil-deep mayhem and bug-eyed terror never really reaches the level that the presentation of all the familiar parts would imply. We got yer knife! We got yer blunt objects! We got yer gun! And we got yer assorted hair triggers [events and people] ready to set off all the above, and more! The missing element? Having any of them explode to such a degree that any of these brash, deadly premises promises, all confined in the one front room of that house. The unpredictable Philip, who alights from the wooden windowsill to the inches-wide sofa back to the spindles of the staircase, juts and cuts through the space like the hybrid child of a dragonfly and a rhesus monkey. In the give-you-the-shivers world of finely-tuned acting, Sturridge shines bright, brighter, brightest.
Foster’s Treat never fully displays the assumed-to-be-necessary true grit needed to keep it all from falling apart. Baldwin’s Harold never fully settles into a central persona that would lead us to believe he comes from the functioning society outside the door. Only Sturridge stakes out his emotional and psychological territory and carries it through with physical action [think of Leonardo DiCaprio's disciplined performance in 'What's Eating Gilbert Grape?']. “Orphans” isn’t by any stretch a great play. It has its admirers [I'm not especially one of them] and its detractors [not me, either]. It’s a pretty good play, with some eye-popping moments. This revival does go one better in one way – we get to see this exciting young actor’s Broadway debut.
On Book
Moving on, it’s that time of year when daughters and sons, nieces and nephews, interns and assistants, and the kids who mow the lawn get ready to graduate from high school, college and university. Instead of a tie or a scarf, for those who have exhibited even the slightest interest or curiosity about theatre, give a gift of books.
Herewith [and later-with], a variety of selections to inform, educate, satisfy and lure the mortar-boarders into the footlights parade, or more correctly, parades, for the list includes selections that cover the stage from every angle. For more details, Google the title or author, or visit in person or on-line any bookshop of established repute, such as New York City ’s Tony Award-winning institution, the Drama Bookshop.
Consider: “What We Do – Working in the Theatre” Bo Meltzer, Infinity Publishing; “The Season – A Candid Look at Broadway” William Goldman, Limelight; “Backwards & Forwards – A Technical Manual for Reading Plays” David Ball, Southern Illinois Press’ “An Actor Prepares to Work in New York City” Craig Wroe, Limelight; “The Empty Space” Peter Brook, Touchstone; “The Director’s Voice” a two-volume set, edited by [1] Arthur Bartow and [2] Jason Loewith, Theatre Communications Group {TCG]; “On Directing” Harold Clurman, A Fireside Book, Simon & Schuster; “Broadway Musicals – 101 Greatest Shows of All Time” Ken Bloom and Frank Vlastnik, Black Dog & Leventhal Press; ”How to Write Like Chekhov” Piero Brunello and Lena Lencek, Life Long Books; “A Guide to Producing Plays & Musicals” Frederic B. Vogel & Ben Hodges, editors, Applause Books, and “Acting As a Business – Strategies for Success” Brian O’Neil, Vintage Press.
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TONY VELLELA wrote and produced the PBS series about theatre “Character Studies. As a playwright, his “Admissions” was produced three times in New York City, all directed by Austin Pendleton, Best Play winner at the New York International Fringe Festival, and published by Playscripts. His play “Maisie & Grover Go to the Theatre” is published by ArtAge Publications. He has also written four other plays and two political musical comedies, all produced. He wrote the Cable Ace Award-winning documentary “Test of Time” for Lifetime Television. His articles and reviews have appeared in dozens of publications, including The Christian Science Monitor, Parade, the Robb Report, Rolling Stone and Dramatics. He has done guest-teaching at several institutions, including Syracuse University, HB Studio, Columbia University Teacher’s College and the New School. Currently, he conducts very small [six-person] in-depth classes in theatre, and also one-to-one sessions on scene study, play analysis and auditioning. He is putting together another round of classes. and can be reached for more information at tvellela@nyc.rr.com.




























































